A real man couldn't even fit into such a tiny thing! You on the other hand, can barely fill out the cage... Do you now understand why you better off pussy-free, than trying to convince yourself you could actually get your tiny friend past my perfect boo
When my girlfriend bought me this cage, she told me to get used to it quickly, because I'm gonna stay in it for a long time. Well, she didn't lie about that. Months of regular use definitely shrank it quite a lot!
