POV: You've managed to lift and kidnap a 609lb man, only to lock me in a feeding room until I hit 1,000lbs so that you use me as your personal squasher.
I'm beyond the weight limit of this chair, tbh I'd be better off having someone hold me up on all fours. 🥵 Good thing I'm only 609lbs or things would be really difficult for whoever's under me.
