Rules (fashion styles) of AltBoobWorld. See comments for brief list, but basically please don't be posing in underwear or lingerie, please don't be fully topless (must be clothing + boobs) and please don't clumsily roll up your top or pull it aside.
"I like big clocks and I cannot lie". Come visit the AltBoobWorld museum of clocks, time and time travel. Open daily! Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
