I want to be your girlfriend that loves christmas way too much, and because I know you find it annoying, I decide to make up for it with sexual favors~
Look I know it's a little awkward, but the wasteland mutated me to have giant breasts... No I can't just tuck them back into my vault suit, I already tried that. Gosh, I already had to walk across the wastes like these for the past week, can't you jus