When I was offered “the mission of my career” to take down a crime boss, I couldn’t turn it down! Though HQ conveniently left out that I’d be sent in undercover without weapons as a dog and delivered in a kennel!
"I made fun of some girl’s cosplay at the convention and she got a bit mad at me… then weirdly I passed out… when I woke up, I was gagged, at eye-level with her swaying ass, dragged by a leash, through the convention for everyone to see.. inhaling
