Instead of throwing me back into the ocean after a fishing trip, you decide to keep me and use me as your personal Mer-Slut in bed…even if it means I have to stay away from water and suffer~
My boss jokingly said that if I wanted better tips I should try serving in just my apron. Now I'm getting the best kind of tips ever and I have no intentions of wearing my uniform ever again. She's stupid jealous now too.
