My younger brother told his friend that had crush on me to go knock on my door and hit on me. After 5 minutes he receive a message from him with attached picture:
These harpies sure are annoying! Always flying above you, just barely out of range to attack. Maybe a few mods could help you vent your frustration...~?
"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
After accidentally sending a nude to your rival instead of your girlfriend, the last thing you were expecting was for her to send a nude of her own, with her address attached~ (Send starters if you want to worship a Muscle Mommy’s body and futa cock, w