Aaaaawwwwwwww but what a little thing! I almost don’t see it, you had it very hidden! Is he not supposed to give me tenderness? Oh, it looks like a little toy, I want it as a keychain!
Oh baby, your minuscule peepee makes me giggle! It's smaller than my vagina lips, and that's saying something! What's the point of even trying to use that teeny-tiny thing?