We nuns have to swear an oath of chastity in order to serve the lord and the holy church. We may allow NO MAN to ever touch us. Fortunately for me, I've developed a taste for something other than MEN to satisfy my sinful desires without breaking my oath
A milestone of followers? Painfully unfunny jokes about a certain un-named hormone regulation system? Chiaki getting some sort of comeuppance for it? All of the above!