Poor little thing, can't even get it up to a decent size. *picks up a ruler and measures your dick* Look at that, a pathetic little 3 inches, no wonder you're so shy.
It's absolutely pathetic that your tiny clitoris needs barely two fingers to 'satisfy' you. But of course, what else could be expected of you? Everything about you screams pathetic🤏🏼🦐🗡️.
