You think you're worthy of my attention, little boy? Ha! You're just a pathetic little worm with a teeny-weeny dick. I can hardly see it behind your sweatpants. And you call yourself a man? Don't make me laugh.
Oh baby, your minuscule peepee makes me giggle! It's smaller than my vagina lips, and that's saying something! What's the point of even trying to use that teeny-tiny thing?