Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.
Royal Decree from the Queen: Effective Immediately. Pigs Diets Are Upgraded from Kale to Green Beans. Keep Your Pigs Lean, Clean and on Their Routines with Green Beans!
