Mom told you she was going to watch the basketball team but you had no clue why? You don’t play so why would she waste her time and watch them?? You later found out why!
"Ohh honey...I was just relieving some stress I get from living with you and your father...yeah that big incredible horse cock is so funny... go and have your dinner, your mom already had her fill"
Mom's plumber friend/handyman always helps us out, but when we try to pay him, he always tells mom "You don't have to pay me! You've known me and my buddies for a long time already."
