Oh baby, your minuscule peepee makes me giggle! It's smaller than my vagina lips, and that's saying something! What's the point of even trying to use that teeny-tiny thing?
Poor little thing, can't even get it up to a decent size. *picks up a ruler and measures your dick* Look at that, a pathetic little 3 inches, no wonder you're so shy.
You're so lucky to be my cockslave, my little cumdump. I get to humiliate you with your tiny cock, to make you beg for my attention and my cum. I love it when you're on your knees, licking my feet and begging for me to use you.
