This is more than enough for you, isn't it, you little simp? Show me how fast you can be for my pixels, gooner. I'm sure you can make it! Get used to familiarity, puppy. Your Pixelated truth is all you deserve.
Every pixel I give you is like a touch you can't resist. You're desperate for my digital caress, for the screen to light up with my presence. Will I satisfy your craving for connection, or leave you yearning for more?