Scenes from AltBoobWorld : "What is it with these tiny cups of coffee? I don't want espresso, I want a big cup of coffee to last me an hour while I sit in the coffee shop and watch people pass by"
I hope it's not misogynistic to observe that; when wearing a universal one-boob dress, some ladies take a surprisingly long time to decide which boob should be out and which should be in.
"The bricks are just stacked up. That one's cracked, look. I don't think they're even cemented in." This lady is very unhappy with her new fireplace. See tonight's "Buyer Beware" investigation into rogue builders, only on AltBoobWorld TV.
From gentle country rides to extreme downhill thrills, AltBoobWorld is the place for you and your bicycle to explore. Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady is busy in the kitchen. Her cat has jumped up on the table and is sniffing the chicken salad she's preparing. Bad cat!
