I was exploring the rainforest on my vacation and not looking out for pathetic tinies beneath my feet. I didn't even feel you squish flat beneath my foot. Now my divine footsteps will reduce your worthless existence to a stain on my sole.
I had two tinies for my right foot. One tied to the flop, the other resting under the toes...After a few steps I can say that tying them to the flip-flops is much safer...if I want to keep them safe
