Aaaaawwwwwwww but what a little thing! I almost don’t see it, you had it very hidden! Is he not supposed to give me tenderness? Oh, it looks like a little toy, I want it as a keychain!
Poor little thing, can't even get it up to a decent size. *picks up a ruler and measures your dick* Look at that, a pathetic little 3 inches, no wonder you're so shy.
