"Hey there, sleepyhead. You're probably wondering where you are and what's happening. You don't know me but I certainly know you, I'm a BIG fan of your modeling career. I have a new job for you, not as a model but more of a...how shall I put it...se
What a great amenity idea for hotels trying to improve their loyalty programs---a slut bound and waiting for you in the closet with the ironing board, spare pillow etc for you to use at your discretion!