Itās International Clown Week! Youāre the real freakshow, because as soon as you step into my tent, your wallet will go from ābig topā to ābig flopā after youāre put on display for a humiliating drain!
Holding you and your wallet by your neck. Iām the pixelated demoness who taunts you in your sleep & has figured out how to drain not only your energy (if you know what I mean). You cry, yet always crave more.
Honestly, you don't even deserve a glimpse of My glorious bracelet but I will allow it. I mean, you likely paid for part of it. š¤š And you will likely do so again, and again, and again...