Shoo pigs! Come on. Let's go. I have a digging crew coming through here tomorrow. I don't want to hear that I'm disturbing your natural habitat. Get out!
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
I heard a rumor that Queen Alex was feeling a little sad for some reason. I hope that making fun of this pig tonight before Thursday Night Smother Sesh cheers her up!
For Goddess Cranwell’s Halloween party I am dressing as Dorothy, and I am bringing my Royal Foot Slave as Toto. I invite all Goddesses to remind Toto what a BAD doggie he is!
*Press Release* The Crowntown Games pay per view event will be streaming live in 4K all weekend long at Lockcock's place in Freya. There will be a keg, jello shots, and non-vegan snacks like nachos. Everyone is welcome to hang out, eat, drink, smoke, an
