I hope it's not misogynistic to observe that; when wearing a universal one-boob dress, some ladies take a surprisingly long time to decide which boob should be out and which should be in.
Postcards from AltBoobWorld : Went to the market yesterday, so many people! Bought a lovely dress, I thought it was too short at first but then a local explained how to wear it properly. Not sure if I can wear it back home tho. L x