"I like big clocks and I cannot lie". Come visit the AltBoobWorld museum of clocks, time and time travel. Open daily! Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
Teleport into her superhero world! Mystic Ember surprises villains and ne'er-do-wells with her second sight and ability to teleport to the middle of the action. Starts tonight at 8pm, only on AltBoobWorld TV
Rules (fashion styles) of AltBoobWorld. See comments for brief list, but basically please don't be posing in underwear or lingerie, please don't be fully topless (must be clothing + boobs) and please don't clumsily roll up your top or pull it aside.
