Poor little thing, can't even get it up to a decent size. *picks up a ruler and measures your dick* Look at that, a pathetic little 3 inches, no wonder you're so shy.
You think you're worthy of my attention, little boy? Ha! You're just a pathetic little worm with a teeny-weeny dick. I can hardly see it behind your sweatpants. And you call yourself a man? Don't make me laugh.
