U/fallensnail has turned me into her pet. I love my new owner with all my puppy heart and mind. I'm the happiest I've ever been as I mutt with no free will. She owns me for a number of days equal to the upvotes on this post after 48 hours
u/trainingneeded gave me the proper chess training I needed so here is my post submitting to them - Bambi Bambi you're a smarty; can't beat you cause you're such a hottie! Go BAMBI!!!!
I tried to outspeed mommy u/Wise_pomegranate_713 In a game of typeracer and quickly found out why she is A guild leader and I’m just a member! I love you mommy!