With a heavy heart and a guilty conscience, I kneel at the arched entrance to a magnificent castle overlooking a valley on the outskirts of Riverbed... and awaiting the arrival of a Chess Goddess.
Great news Press Secretary 2! We didn't lose The Queen's shoecleaner! He is on a top secret mission, so I'm heading to Freya to get rid of the imposter now.
One week ago, a very silly and inferior man made the mistake of challenging me to a chess game, and found himself in chastity for seven days. Tonight, he has the most humiliating orgasm of his life. Care to join me?