Look I know it's a little awkward, but the wasteland mutated me to have giant breasts... No I can't just tuck them back into my vault suit, I already tried that. Gosh, I already had to walk across the wastes like these for the past week, can't you jus
"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
