Ever since I found this cursed chastity belt, I can't get it off! And whoever has the remote won't stop teasing me with it! (Maid theme not required, it was just the best image)
my mom walked in on me and my bf having sex, but instead of freaking out she asked to join us... I guess being freaky cock addicted sluts runs in the family~
My younger brother told his friend that had crush on me to go knock on my door and hit on me. After 5 minutes he receive a message from him with attached picture:
