I thought I could get u/JizzabelleJiggletits, as my personal secretary, turns out that's just the spot she had in mind for me. I better get used to my new duties....
After taking double or nothing after beating u/Alexandermasters73 once I got embarrassed the second time now I have to post this please up vote this as well
U/fallensnail has turned me into her pet. I love my new owner with all my puppy heart and mind. I'm the happiest I've ever been as I mutt with no free will. She owns me for a number of days equal to the upvotes on this post after 48 hours