Even though Goddess Sunshine rescinded my Christmas bonus for suspect reasons, I felt bad about a nightmare I had last night. That's why I dipped into my savings and bought her a Fornicouture Fuji Glass Dildo Whip. I laid in on her desk with a card sign
The only thing worse than finding out my bank account was wiped clean is that my credit cards got maxed out buying.. shovels?? This is going to take weeks to get straightened out.
