You insignificant cockroach! Your pathetic excuse for a cock is an insult to the very concept of sex. It's like a tiny, limp, insignificant worm, only fit for being sucked and licked into submission.
You can't call yourself a proper man if you are smaller than this, it's just sad and pathetic. You deserve to be laugh at for having such a useless tiny shrimp instead of a real cock
You didn’t stay a virgin because you were respectful. You stayed one because you learned very quickly that anticipation always ended in disappointment for them.