Someone stole my clothes from the lockerroom while I was showering, so I had to walk across campus to the administration office like this to retrieve them. Oh, of course it was during the pre-party of the first college football game this year. Oh well, j
"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
