It's ever so hard making a good deal in these lands. Customers are most often rude, and stingy as well. Sometimes I have to, *sway* them into a more reasonable price.
"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could