You insignificant cockroach! Your pathetic excuse for a cock is an insult to the very concept of sex. It's like a tiny, limp, insignificant worm, only fit for being sucked and licked into submission.
I'll bet you can barely get it inside me without hurting yourself. And even if you do manage to get it in, it'll probably feel like you're just rubbing a thumb up and down my cunt.
