The AltBoobWorld Boutique has a range of summer sun-dresses for sale at 75% off - time to stock up for next year? Love the style of this spaghetti-strap halter neck dress.
"I like big clocks and I cannot lie". Come visit the AltBoobWorld museum of clocks, time and time travel. Open daily! Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
I hope it's not misogynistic to observe that; when wearing a universal one-boob dress, some ladies take a surprisingly long time to decide which boob should be out and which should be in.