"I got my ass beat by u/Sensitive_Raise_8271 and after showing me what a loser bitch I am I have to admit to fucking my fleshlight everyday and have a reminder as my wallpaper of my plastic pussy."
I challenged u/Strider1264 to a game of chess. I'd say I'm pretty good myself but I didn't expect their skills in blitz. In the end, I was the one who got fucked over.