I only just became queen of the elves and already some humans, rather exotic ones I might add, want to meet with me. You know, I used to think politics was boring but these humans have so many ways to make it fun!
"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
