rise&shine, motherfuckers! start your day with a big olโ stretch, some star jumps (while yelling โIโm a star!โ) and donโt be forget to hydrate! go forth, kick ass, take names, and suck todays tit! ๐ค๐ป๐ฅ
if only my boss knew that this-and NOT getting caught on the door jamb-was the real reason why three of my buttons were suddenly unbuttoned when I got back from the bathroom earlier at workโฆwhoops ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฅด๐ ๐๐