Another 0-2 against u/Select-Ad3575 finally turned me into the true beta trophy slut I always wanted to be. I love being humiliated and for each upvote I will edge to feet once (limit 100), since that is all I deserve.
I lost to @Boyass4All in a game of battleship and now I have to get inspected by him and some of you so whoever comments gets added to the group chat to give me a full body inspection(I have to send pics please be merciful)
I thought I could get u/JizzabelleJiggletits, as my personal secretary, turns out that's just the spot she had in mind for me. I better get used to my new duties....
