I lost to u/Riboca2001 like a pathetic slut and now I'm taped to my chair with a dildo up my ass until this post gets 30 upvotes (comments don't free me sooner)
U/fallensnail has turned me into her pet. I love my new owner with all my puppy heart and mind. I'm the happiest I've ever been as I mutt with no free will. She owns me for a number of days equal to the upvotes on this post after 48 hours
I tried once more this time against both my Wifey and My Sister in law u/Wise_Pomegranate_713 as they both smoked me in Typeracer and even allowed me to add my best scores together while they took their average score and I still lost! I love my new famil