"Master! Stop lazying about on the beach looking at all of these other sluts who don't deserve you. Here!~ Take my phone and grab a few pictures for me. I want to have something to share with that moody little Cloud tonight."
You know, normally playing a random VHS tape you find in some seedy occult shop might have been a bad idea. However, having a spirit obsessed with you seems to have been a good trade offer. You better make sure she's pregnant in seven days!
