It's absolutely pathetic that your tiny clitoris needs barely two fingers to 'satisfy' you. But of course, what else could be expected of you? Everything about you screams pathetic🤏🏼🦐🗡️.
Poor little thing, can't even get it up to a decent size. *picks up a ruler and measures your dick* Look at that, a pathetic little 3 inches, no wonder you're so shy.