A real man would probably pin down his girlfriend, hold her hands above her head, and pound her tight pussy till she has a soaking wet orgasm. Me on the other hand, can only dream about such a scenario.
Can we celebrate my boyfriend agreeing on becoming my forever pussy-free locked subby hubby? I'm so proud of him, finally realizing that his small, premature penis is better locked away than trying to please a woman with it, and constantly disappoint.
