u\Significant-Mix4826 smashed me with cold skill, leaving me a noob drowning in vile shame. This post’s trash. I’m DESPERATELY SCREAMING, IGNORE ME, GO NEXT—NO UPVOTES! I’m fine, this gets no comments or upvotes, please! 😭
I'm so pathetic that I just lost stupidly quickly to u/royal-hedgehog-7611 even though he's new to this. He now controls my ass and dick. My ass will be plugged and I have to edge until I can win 3 games.
u/human_floor beat me so now I have to leave this humiliating post up and the upvotes will count for an hour wher 1 upvote = 1 minute riding and 5 ball slap and a comment = 10 ballslaps and 1/2 a minute riding