God you're fucking gross, squirting all that nasty cream over my nice new boots?! Are you a freak? Getting off on having your balls crushed? Pervert! (thaismotosuwa)
Oh, hey mayor! Its been so long since we saw you around! Hmmm? Oh this? Sorry digby here has just been such a bad boy, I had to teach him a lesson! Mayor... you seem to be staring at my strap...? (Tarn art)