The only thing worse than finding out my bank account was wiped clean is that my credit cards got maxed out buying.. shovels?? This is going to take weeks to get straightened out.
For the briefest moment today, I actually believed I might get to have sex for the first time since arriving in the Matriarchy. The Pirate Queen had other ideas. The result was far more humiliating and emasculating that I imagined.
