Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner nudes
More males whining about their freedoms? It is time for collective punishment. All males are ordered to trade in their chastity cages for a smaller cage. Is it uncomfortable? Does it hurt your pitiful cock and balls? Too bad! Blame the males who are
In order to keep our pigs happy and healthy during the Queen's absence, The Matriarchy will once again be adopting the "Sunshine Standard" 800 calorie per day kale only diet. You're welcome! 🌈🌞
