I know that the chefs have been hard at work preparing for the Queen's State Dinner, but everything I've tried so far tastes terrible. I will offer my own suggestions for the menu... nudes
*Press Release* Our office has been given reliable intel that the Wrens have been conducting training exercises between Freya and Venus. Some speculate that this has to do with the Queen's recent tax increases.
Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
