Great news Press Secretary 2! We didn't lose The Queen's shoecleaner! He is on a top secret mission, so I'm heading to Freya to get rid of the imposter now.
In order to keep our pigs happy and healthy during the Queen's absence, The Matriarchy will once again be adopting the "Sunshine Standard" 800 calorie per day kale only diet. You're welcome! 🌈🌞