Is that your face when I put the plug on you? The same plug that you cried for so that I wouldn't put it in? You're a closet bitch, but that's already changing.
Our company declared that all underperforming employees will be used as stress relief toys to be played with by the rest of the office... I thought they were joking but now here I am, I still have 7 hours to go and I don't know if I can take it!